I'm fairly certain I've been on conference calls with some of these goats.
Extremely clever writing from Marco Kaye and Sloan Schang over at McSweeney's.
Two of my favorites from the post with an example from my own collection:
Inkwell: You’re moody, manipulative, and irritatingly powerful. Your photos tend to be of a lone figure silhouetted by a shaft of sunlight. Shoot a biker on a bridge and many will follow, but hashtag hard. No less than twenty is a good rule of thumb. Your comments will fill up with more hearts than a charm bracelet.
X-pro II: If you have a chance to buy an El Camino, do so.
While I have no clue what filters I've used most often on Instagram (I use whatever makes the photo look how I felt when taking it), these descriptions are hilarious.